Posted
8/30/2007 05:25:00 PM
by Douglas
The top ten most hilarious things to say when you're in a pre-employment physical and Dr. Squeezemyballs has your scrotum in his hands:
- See, you can hardly see the scar!
- So, come here often?
- Viva Vas Deferens!
- Does that look infected?
- Why the rubber glove? I thought you loved me?!?
- Is it cold in here, or is it just your thumb?
- Turn my head and cough? How 'bout a show tune?!?
- Did you get your MD at an HEB? Produce aisle, perhaps?
- Buy me a drink, sailor?
- What exactly are you looking for?
Turns out, I'm hernia free. Yay me!