enthalpy

Thursday, August 30, 2007


The top ten most hilarious things to say when you're in a pre-employment physical and Dr. Squeezemyballs has your scrotum in his hands:
  1. See, you can hardly see the scar!
  2. So, come here often?
  3. Viva Vas Deferens!
  4. Does that look infected?
  5. Why the rubber glove? I thought you loved me?!?
  6. Is it cold in here, or is it just your thumb?
  7. Turn my head and cough? How 'bout a show tune?!?
  8. Did you get your MD at an HEB? Produce aisle, perhaps?
  9. Buy me a drink, sailor?
  10. What exactly are you looking for?
Turns out, I'm hernia free. Yay me!



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