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Thursday, November 01, 2007


I've been saying it for years now: Frozen Pizza is shit. Turns out, I'm right.
General Mills on Thursday recalled about 5 million frozen pizzas sold nationwide under the Totino's and Jeno's labels because of possible E. coli contamination.

The problem may have come from pepperoni on pizzas produced at a General Mills plant in Ohio, the suburban Minneapolis-based company said. It said the pepperoni itself came from a separate supplier, not produced at the plant itself, but it declined to release the name of the pepperoni distributor.
Several factors have to line up in just the right proportions for a person to eat one of these things:
  • You're incredibly poor
  • You're incredibly lazy
  • You're incredibly stoned
Either way, if you're not heating it up over a fire in a barrel in an alleyway or with a hairdryer in a college dorm, you shouldn't be eating it in the first place.



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