Posted
1/16/2008 04:02:00 PM
by Douglas
Having nothing better to do with its time, the Virginia legislature is passing a law against
tackiness.State Del. Lionel Spruill introduced a bill Tuesday to ban displaying replicas of human genitalia on vehicles, calling it a safety issue because it could distract other drivers.
Under his measure, displaying the ornamentation on a motor vehicle would be a misdemeanor punishable by a maximum fine of $250.
He said the idea came from a constituent whose young daughter spotted an example of the trail hitch adornment and asked her father to explain it.
Yeah, I've seen those. I think they're kinda gross, but who cares? I also think it's an
excellent way to determine if the person driving that particular vehicle is a total idiot. If only
every knuckle-dragging dunderpate exhibited such an obvious indication of their mental acuity. Also, you can buy one
here.