Posted
4/30/2008 05:52:00 PM
by Douglas
There is nothing the cult of knuckle-dragging troglodytes in College Station can't fuck up?? First, they had to take the orange out of the
carrot. Fine. It's monumentally stupid, but I get it. It's
orange and they can't have that. But
this?!? This is too far.
Exciting new color variant of the Texas state flower!
I bleed as Burnt Orange as the next guy, but an OrangBonnet is a stupid as it is sacrilegious. I know these mouth-breathers are still pissed off that the sunset is burnt orange, but
don't fuck with my state flower.
I'm sure they've got a team of monkeys working in three shifts on changing the color of the sunset. Like there's anything
else to do in College Station.