Posted
5/15/2008 05:02:00 PM
by Douglas
Things men would rather do than have to go see this horrible, horrible
movie.He's not alone. Millions of men are sick about this movie based on a TV show about four terrifying, rich, aging, elitist women who whine about sex and men and purchase $700 pairs of shoes to feel better about themselves. What guy wouldn't love such a movie?
Naturally, millions of men are ready to poke their eyes out with red-hot pokers, peel their skin off and roll around in salt—and if not salt, then we'll soak in a bathtub of lemon juice and slit our wrists with Manolo Blahnik credit card receipts—if our wives or girlfriends demand we accompany them to "Sex and the City."
I would rather masturbate with cheese grater made of lampreys.