Posted
8/23/2008 01:48:00 PM
by Douglas
Do the Olympics take place every four years, or do they
last for four years? Sweet sassy molassey, when is this shit going to end? I just saw the Russian women's team perform a
perfect routine in
synchronized swimming and I don't think that crap would be interesting even if they put a shark in the pool.
But some of the events are quite remarkable. Ping-pong, falling off a platform into a pool of water, badminton, trampoline, beach volleyball? Things are things you after four beers. I think next time in London they ought to make an Olympic event for the cameramen at the women's beach volleyball games. I'm pretty sure they're competing amongst themselves to see how many close-up shots they can get of the contestants labias.