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Sunday, August 17, 2008


From the squirrel, 50 things men wish women knew.
4. If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car.
11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier.
12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain't pretty.
13. You can have sex with us any time you want. Seriously.
And:
18. But you can have sex with us any time you want. Did we mention that?
News flash, brainiacs at Men's Health: Women already know that. They just don't want to do it with you.

And now for the ladies:
7. "Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.
39. I like it when you tell me what you're thinking, even if you don't know yourself.
What we're thinking? Why won't she have sex with me anytime she wants?



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