Posted
8/10/2008 03:01:00 PM
by Douglas
Sometime The Onion nails it:According to a report released Monday by the National Institutes of Health, 93 percent of those who get behind the wheel while intoxicated arrive at their homes safe and sound, just like they told everybody they would.
I can already sense the blood pressure rising over at MADD, because they'd like to see everyone that had three beers after work to spend a night in jail and lose their license forever.