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Saturday, November 08, 2008


Forget waterboarding, when interrogating the Butcher of Baghdad, why not try some Nestle Tollhouse cookies?
For seven months, the only person Saddam Hussein saw was FBI agent George Piro, who said he used everything from his own mother's home-made cookies to manipulations of the fallen Iraqi dictator's ego in the hunt for answers.
You want some real torture? They should have made him my Great Auntie's peanut brittle. You could have paved a driveway with that stuff. Lord only knows what would happened if you ate it, but I think I'd rather have a car battery attached to my nuts.



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