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Thursday, December 04, 2008


Sweet jiminy cricket never underestimate the stupidity of Aggies with their class rings.
When she returned, one of the windows was smashed and all was gone save for the golf clubs. Purses, a cell phone, iPod, three dozen new golf balls and $100 or so she kept in the glove compartment for tip money. And the ring.

"I was just shattered, coming out to my car and seeing this," said Ghio, a 52-year-old private investigator who works for corporations and law firms. "It was only about $1,800 in goods that were stolen. But my A&M ring, you couldn't put a value on that."
Yeah, keep telling yourself that. When you say it enough times, you start to believe it. Then you're down in South America, drinking the delicious Kool-Aide. And for more class ring silliness:
A class ring lost for decades in an East Texas lake is back with its owner after turning up in a fish caught the day after Thanksgiving.

Richardson was fishing at Lake Sam Rayburn about two weeks after his 1987 graduation from Universal Technical Institute in Houston when he lost the ring.
Now there's a good use for an Aggie ring: bait. Turns out, I bet Aggies would make good chum.



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