Posted 1/01/2009 02:43:00 PM by Douglas

So, what did you do for New Year's Eve? Not much, just prayed and protested outside a swingers club.

About two dozen protesters organized by Repent Amarillo spent New Year's Eve carrying signs, singing and praying outside a business in downtown Amarillo that they claim is a swinger's club.

A party organizer with the Route 66 Swingers Club, who declined to be identified, said the gathering at 413 S.W. Sixth Ave. was simply a New Year's Eve party. There wasn't going to be any sex at the party, she said.

Repent Amarillo's director David Grisham said his group objects to the nonmonogamous lifestyle. Grisham said he's never been in the building on Sixth Avenue but has heard stories about what goes on in there.

Geez, how sad. You want to get together for a beer or two and maybe trade a poke with your golf buddy's old lady, who the hell cares? I doubt these people are going to see the error of their lifestyle decision because Ned Flanders showed up with a sign. The money quote:

"We're here to shine the light on this darkness," he said. "I don't think Amarillo knew about this place. This adultery. This is wrong. There's no telling how many venereal diseases get spread, how many abortions."

Yeah, that's exactly what they're getting together for: VD and abortions. Probably drown a few puppies while they're there.