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Tuesday, March 10, 2009


Don't make out with this one. Crazy drunk bitch will bite your tongue off. Not bite your tongue, bite your tongue off, o-f-f.
Tracy Davies, 40, bit off a third of Mark Coghill's tongue after telling him "you never give me smoochy kisses any more".
And probably not for a while longer, either. But I'm posting for this:
He said: "She let out a satisfaction sound, like if you have a cup of tea when you haven't had one for a few days.

"A 'mmmm' sound."
She made the 'yummy' sound! Mel Brooks would be pleased:
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: To you. You just made a yummy sound, so I thought you liked the dessert.
Igor: I didn't make a yummy sound, I just asked you what it is.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: But you did. I just heard it.
I guess she did.



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