Posted
4/22/2009 01:12:00 PM
by Douglas
Maureen Dowd made me laugh today, but this time it was
with her, not
at her. Turns out, we share the same opinion of the pointlessness of twitter. Her questions to the head Twits:
Did you know you were designing a toy for bored celebrities and high-school girls?
Why did you call the company Twitter instead of Clutter?
Was there anything in your childhood that led you to want to destroy civilization as we know it?
I would rather be tied up to stakes in the Kalahari Desert, have honey poured over me and red ants eat out my eyes than open a Twitter account. Is there anything you can say to change my mind?
Brilliant! All excellent questions.