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Thursday, April 09, 2009


Watch out, ladies! Who knows what's going to happen to your world if "woflin' pussy" becomes a credible defense for other crimes.
He sued last year after a state appeals court rejected the NYPD's use of hair to test cops for illegal drug use.

"This is a very special human being who devoted his entire life to being a police officer," said lawyer Paul Goldberger. "He would no more use drugs than the man on the moon."

Goldin's lawsuit said the cocaine in his system was the product of "passive ingestion" from performing oral sex on girlfriend Coreen McCarthy, who, once he tested positive, admitted to him that she was a regular cocaine user.
Ah yes, the oral sex defense. He thought it sounded like a really good idea, but after 45 seconds, he got really tired of this premise. But in court, he continued with his oral argument, anyway. Turns out, he's a very cunning linguist.



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