Perpetual high-chair banger and Fox News coprophagist Mancow submits to waterboarding, with hilarious results:
Instant classic. Sean Hannity, call your office. Come on man, don't pussy out now. Just because Mancow (and the rest of the world) calls it torture doesn't mean you'll have to admit you're wrong when you start crying for momma like a little girl.
But the truly genius event: Dick Cheney. Put that on pay-per-view and we could eliminate the deficit in about 14 seconds.