Posted
10/06/2009 06:04:00 PM
by Douglas
I've been sick of this argument for a long time
now:In Philadelphia, researchers at the University of Pennsylvania find, possessing a gun is strongly associated with getting shot.
Yeah yeah yeah, and owning a ceiling fan increases your chance of being decapitated by a ceiling fan. Owning an iBook increases your chances of becoming an insufferable douchebag. Possessing a poli-sci degree from a state school increases the chance that you think causality only occurred when you thought of it.
But of course, when you want to get into anti-causality, gotta go with the
tired and absurd.