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Monday, October 26, 2009


Metallica pays $50k for a white girl.
American heavy metal band Metallica has stumped up 50,000 dollars in reward money for a fan who disappeared at one of their concerts, a campaign website said Monday.

"Morgan has blond hair and blue eyes, is 5'6", 120 lbs., and was wearing a black 'Pantera' T-shirt, black skirt, and black boots," the ad said.
Who wears a Pantera T-shirt to a Metallica concert?

In a related story, Cody Canada offered up a 12 pack of Bud Light and a dime bag for a missing girl at Ziegfest this weekend. Then he realized she was passed out under the table in the tour bus.



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