Posted
12/20/2009 06:47:00 PM
by Douglas
It's been a decade, but it's good to see that I'm not the only one that hasn't forgiven Geroge Lucas for fucking up my childhood
and one of the best movie franchises in history. Check
this out. Seven parts, 10 minutes, each, but it's hysterical. The key point:
Never again will something be so wildly anticipated, or a bigger disappointment.
After almost 20 years, dorks were literally lined up around the block to get one sip of whatever was falling out of Lucas' teat. Little did they know it was such errant crap. But this line really sums up why I
hate these CGI-fest movies:
The new movies are about shoving as much crap into each shot as possible.
Exactly. Why do they think that giving the audience ADHD is a good thing?