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Wednesday, July 07, 2010


Hey Gallagher, if I want to hear some nut-case rant against the government, I'll go to my home town.
"Hey, President Obama," he spits out the name like a mouthful of burning hair. "You ain't black. I don't care what you say—you're a latte. You're half whole-milk. It could be goat milk—you could be a terrorist!" I am too busy losing my mind to catch the next joke, which is about Ted Kennedy's brain cancer. Aaaaand we're off.
I can hear this at any coffee shop in West Texas. For free.



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