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Saturday, August 28, 2010


The saga with the strippers and the church continues. I guess they're both not done drumming up business for one another, since this has been going on for quite a time
Strippers dressed in bikinis sunbathe in lawn chairs, their backs turned toward the gray clapboard church where men in ties and women in full-length skirts flock to Sunday morning services.

The strippers, fueled by Cheetos and nicotine, are protesting a fundamentalist Christian church whose Bible-brandishing congregants have picketed the club where they work.
Thus spoketh the lord, "lo, ye that be fueled by Cheetos and nicotine shall be cast into the lake of fire!"
Laura M____ — known as Lola, stage age 36 but really 42 — hid behind a sign proclaiming, "Jesus loves the children of the world!" as the preacher extended his hand for a shake.
I know strippers have stage names, but a "stage age?" Don't all women have a "stage age?"

Also, and I don't want to be mean to these girls, but don't strip bars in Ohio have weight limits? I think I know where all the Cheetos went.



As with most stripping jobs, I'm sure it's temporary.




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