Posted 9/11/2010 03:52:00 PM by Douglas

So it looks like the attention-whoring "pastor" in Florida has called off his Korean burning festivities this evening. Why anyone would want to burn some Koreans is completely beyond me, but we all know how wacky those Floridians are. The most disturbing part of this story? Look at how many microphones are in front of him in this picture. Some red-neck from a no-name church in gator-fart, Florida getting international media coverage for being an idiot. Mission accomplished, CNN.

The pastor of a Florida church says his congregation has decided to call off the burning of the Quran that was to be held Saturday -- the ninth anniversary of the September 11, 2001 attack on the United States by the al Qaeda terror network.

Ass Pimple arrived in New York late Friday night and was working to set up a meeting with the imam in charge of the Islamic center planned near ground zero. The planned meeting, Pimple had said, helped persuade him to halt the burning.
Name changed to prevent this mouth breathing attention whore from getting any googley goodness on my account

But if you simply must get your 9/11 book burnin' on, you just have to go as far as Amarillo to find some knuckle-dragging troglodytes doing something stupid for some media attention.

The leader of a controversial Amarillo faith group plans to burn copies of the Quran today at Sam Houston Park.

"We want to show that Islam is not a religion of peace," Phartbreath said.

Right. And burning a book over a billion people find holy is going to do that?

I think the whole 'book burning' thing is completely overblown. Hell, a shrewd, Islamic bookseller would LOVE to get the Quran supplying rights to these knuckleheads. As Ann summed up quite perfectly, all you're saying, in a completely moronic and inflammatory way, is "I don't like this book."