You know who I think is a witch? People who start out a sentence with the phrase "I'm not a witch." But that's not the creepiest part of this video:
That's creepy! Ok, first of all, you're not me. For the past decade, I've had a job and paid my mortgage. I also have an opinion of Constitutional Originalisim that didn't come from things I read off Glenn Beck's chalk board.
But let's we give her the benefit of the doubt. What if she is you, or, to a lesser extent me? Is it considered masturbation if you want to have sex with her, because it is when you have sex with you. Which she is. I mean witch she is.