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Thursday, January 13, 2011


Are you like me? Do you love your snuggie but feel it limits your movement, style and charm? Did you think it would be years before the fleece industry came up with another way to keep you warm while looking like a total knob? Well you are in luck. The "Forever Lazy" is even more effective at keeping you from playing with yourself.

Hey, baby, how 'bout we un-zip that ass-hatch in your pink toe-sack and get the is party started!

But if it's NOT dumb enough for you, you can always get a pair of pajama jeans.



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