Posted 11/28/2011 09:08:00 PM by Douglas

What a hilariously frank and honest piece about the Texas/A&M rivalry that was wrapped up this Thanksgiving. Lots of aggie hand wringing, but here's the money shot:

I walked away knowing that while the pastures of the SEC will not be greener initially, it sure beats spending another century trying to prove superiority against a single foe down south.

"Against a single foe down south?" Do they know what the "S" in SEC stands for? But how typical of the kool-aide drinking cult form College Station. You're tired of being compared to another in-state school that's consistently better than you, so you leave. Makes sense; 128 years of being the oldest public university in Texas, as opposed to the best, finally caught up with them. Hell, if you were always compared to your younger brother that was smarter, faster, and better lookin' than you, you'd want to hang out with your loser cousins from Louisiana, Mississippi and Georgia, too.

So have fun with that, aggies. The worst defensive line in the SEC is going to grind you into a fine paste next fall. As for the rest of the aggies that stick around, we'll give you a call when our dogs get sick.