Posted
5/21/2012 05:44:00 PM
by Douglas
I'm always amazed at what gets printed in the
Amarillo Globe-News. You wouldn't expect to find such a fire and brimstone ranting to make it into a major newspaper. Who am I kidding, the AGN isn't a major newspaper. Exhibit
A:Biblical prophecies reveal the Antichrist is going be a Muslim from the Middle East, Christ will ride on the clouds into Egypt, Turkey will invade Israel and the United States will be victorious in the fight against the Antichrist, \Batshit Crazy/ told a crowd of about 120 Friday.
The self-described former terrorist and Islam-to-Christianity convert spoke in Lubbock at a special insight rally
[Note: The name \Batshit Crazy/ was used to curb this moronathon's google traffic.]
Ok, fine, some kook reads the Bible after napping by an improperly vented gas heater. . . this is nothing new. The rivers will run red with the blood of those that don't properly sort their laundry, or whatever minutia you're splitting from the unquestioned word of God (that was written and edited by men, oh by the way). So what can we expect this time around? Hit me with some crazy:
She invited \Batshit Crazy/, she said, “because \Batshit Crazy/ teaches (and) confirms with the Scriptures that God is going to judge the Middle East, and America is going to be saved. Our oil is going to gush. Our gas is going to gush. He is going to remove people who have the control, and we’ll be the largest oil and gas producers in the world — based on what the Bible says.”
Hear that folks? Might want to buy your Halliburton stock now and avoid the rush.