Posted
1/08/2006 06:52:00 PM
by Douglas
Ever get the feeling that an article in
The Onion isn't written for you, but
about you? I
have, and apparently it's
happened again: Returning to work after seven days off, Derek Olson, 31, confessed Monday that his plan to use his weeklong vacation to straighten out his life yielded mixed results.
Sunday was spent fretting over the wasted week and berating himself for not going to San Diego—a trip he'd strongly considered taking before committing to staying home and getting his life in order.
"Next year, I'm definitely going to San Diego," Olson said. "This was stupid."
San Diego sounds good. . .