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Thursday, March 22, 2007



Hurricane Season 2007! Get your tickets early!

The Atlantic hurricane season will be exceptionally active this year, according to a British forecasting group, raising the possibility that killer storms like Hurricane Katrina could again threaten the United States.
Could being the operative word in that sentence. If my aunt had a dick, she could be my uncle (sorry, Peggie).
London-based forecaster Tropical Storm Risk on Tuesday said the six-month season, which begins on June 1, was expected to bring 17 tropical storms, of which nine will strengthen into hurricanes with winds of at least 74 miles per hour.

The United States emerged unscathed from the 2006 season after it spawned a below-average nine storms, of which five became hurricanes. Experts had universally -- and erroneously -- predicted 2006 would be a busy year for Atlantic storms.
Yeah, but what's the fun in under predicting? Under predicting doesn't scare the crap out of old people, or sell insurance policies. Fucking wankers.

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