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Saturday, June 23, 2007


I'm certainly not one to complain about fashion trends, as I've been criticized by my family for dressing like an exchange student that got kicked out of the hostel for not bathing, but the trend in footwear is alarming. First, shoes that were previously only acceptable walking into a public shower have become ubiquitous. Now it's cool to wear shoes that only a lesbian gardener could love:
Crocs now rival flip-flops as the most annoyingly omnipresent style of summer footwear. City streets are inundated with shuffling phalanxes of men and women with bright orange, yellow and red Bozo feet.

The shoes can look cute on children. But all those adults walking around in Crocs, going on about how comfortable they are, look like overgrown children.
Grow up and put on some freakin' socks.



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