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Tuesday, March 10, 2009


From the department of "We're Making all this Shit Up", sea levels will swallow your dog by 2099.
Sea levels this century may rise several times higher than predictions made in 2007 that form the scientific foundation for policymakers today, the meeting heard.

In March 2007, the UN's Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) concluded that global warming, if unchecked, would lead to a devastating amalgam of floods, drought, disease and extreme weather by the century end.

The world's oceans would creep up 18 to 59 centimetres (7 to 23 inches), enough to wipe out several small island nations, and wreak havoc for tens of millions living in low-lying deltas in east Asia, the Indian subcontinent and Africa.
Take a step back and open your mind real wide, E, and imagine, just imagine, what would happen if these dorks put their bald, pointy heads together and said, "naw, we're cool. Noting bad going to happen for at least 500 years." Where's the news then?

These fucking chicken littles get paid by the disaster, and all they have to do is predict it. It doesn't even have to come true.

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