Posted
4/30/2007 05:34:00 PM
by Douglas
There's something about
fainting goats that's intriguing. Check out this
video. I'm not kidding! (ok, that was bad)
There's something about this that's a bit cruel, kind of sad, and yet at the same time, fucking hilarious. So they pass out and fall down when they get alarmed? Sounds like a girl I knew in college. She was
real popular.
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Posted
4/11/2006 06:34:00 PM
by Douglas
Goats. On a Pole.Goatonapole is the philosophy of being that holds that there is a Goat and a Pole and that the Goat is on the Pole. In the relation of Goat and Pole we Goatonapolists find an eternal thread of unfathomable cosmic significance, a point of reference in which all opposites dissolve into a unity of infinite breadth, a universal truth underlying the very fabric of existence. Upon contemplation of the Goat, the Pole, and their relative positions, one cannot help but realize that we've always been talking about Goatonapole. Whether we accept, reject, or live in ignorance of Goatonapole, we are all Goatonapolists.
I don't know whether to laugh or tithe.
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Posted
9/25/2002 11:04:00 AM
by Douglas
Holy Smoking Goat Gonads! I'm a little late hearing about this story in Lajitas, TX (Thank you, Comedy Central), but this is too funny. Where is Joe Bob in all of this?
Here's a good piece from
Molly Ivins, and here's yet another description from
the UK. [
here too]
You just can't make stuff like this up.

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