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Tuesday, June 29, 2010
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6/29/2010 05:44:00 PM
by Douglas
Workers at Bastion and elsewhere are caught in a growing conflict between Congress, which has banned NASA from canceling any part of Constellation, and agency leaders who have directed program managers to scale back their work while preserving the parts that would fit into the new space policy proposed by President Obama.Well who knows what's going to happen. Happen after all the contractors at JSC are laid off.
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6/29/2010 05:36:00 PM
by Douglas
The Supreme Court held Monday that Americans have the right to own a gun for self-defense anywhere they live, expanding the conservative court's embrace of gun rights since John Roberts became Chief Justice.That's all we need to know about that. Sunday, June 27, 2010
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6/27/2010 05:23:00 PM
by Douglas
Sixteen-year-old Californian sailor Abby Sunderland got a big hug from her older brother Saturday on the appropriately named Reunion Island, and again defended her family for letting her try to sail around the world alone.Well that's just super. I'm getting tired of the phony controversy, myself. She got rescued, that's what civilized nations do. The part that I don't understand is where is the risk anymore if you're just going to be rescued? Her voyage was dangerous, for sure, but if you can call for help when you get in trouble, where does the excitement come from if the risk is mitigated from someone's assistance? What's the thrill in climbing Mt. Everest if you can call a helicopter to rescue you if you get half way and change your mind?
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6/27/2010 05:20:00 PM
by Douglas
Somali Islamist militants killed two people and arrested dozens of others for breaking a ban on watching the World Cup on television, residents said.Soccer is pointless and dumb, but probably doesn't warrant an execution.
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6/27/2010 05:15:00 PM
by Douglas
This month marked the second anniversary of red-light cameras in the city. When they were brought online in 2008, city officials said any revenue the cameras produced would be the byproduct of a program they promised would make intersections safer. City data show the cameras have raked in more than $1 million, but in some cases, the monitored intersections are more dangerous.Check out the numbers. Some accidents have increased. Why? Because people stop at lights now, but don't try to explain that to a [no doubt Texas A&M] traffic engineer: Amarillo Traffic Engineer Taylor W_____ said he was "puzzled" that the number of rear-end collisions had increased.Is it that hard to figure out? $1 Million for the city, or more accidents. That's a no brainer. Labels: red light cameras
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6/27/2010 05:10:00 PM
by Douglas
This year's index draws on 90,000 publicly available sources to analyze 177 countries and rate them on 12 metrics of state decay -- from refugee flows to economic implosion, human rights violations to security threats. Taken together, a country's performance on this battery of indicators tells us how stable -- or unstable -- it is. And unfortunately for many of the 60 most troubled, the news from 2009 is grave.And I do think there's something to the point Radley [where I saw the link] that there's an interesting link between climate and cultural development. Northern Europeans have long cited this difference to justify African racism. I don't it's earned, but there's certainly something to be said for locations where food is plentiful and those where it's not. Saturday, June 26, 2010
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6/26/2010 12:09:00 PM
by Douglas
Finally, for flavor, sheen, and succulence, don't forget to drizzle a little extra-virgin olive oil, melted butter, or beef fat over your perfectly grilled steak before serving. Think of it as the varnish on your masterpiece.That's fucking disgusting. I like mine on the medium-well side, so the thought of slathering it in grease I find rather repulsive. But I guess if you're going to waste your time and money on a gas grill, you gotta add some flavor from somewhere. Labels: charcoal
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6/26/2010 11:51:00 AM
by Douglas
But in Queens since 2005, at least five people have been convicted of, or pleaded guilty to, committing a very different kind of hate crime — singling out elderly victims for nonviolent crimes like mortgage fraud because they believed older people would be easy to deceive and might have substantial savings or home equity.Other than an overzealous D.A. that's trying to make a name for himself, who on earth would think that this is a good idea?
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6/26/2010 11:44:00 AM
by Douglas
A cat which lost both back paws after a traumatic accident involving a combine harvester has regained a spring in its step after being fitted with prosthetic limbs.That's incredible that they can get the skin to grow around it. Still going to be creepy when Oscar jumps on your pillow at 3 A.M.
Update:Yahoo's now running this under the headline "Faux paws." Apparently this story is replete with jokes. Thursday, June 24, 2010
Posted
6/24/2010 09:46:00 PM
by Douglas
A Beaumont man accused of buzzing people at Crystal Beach with a private airplane during spring break won't be flying for at least a year after the Federal Aviation Administration yanked his pilot's license, officials confirmed Wednesday.Wow, what a moron. Trying to cover it up should be enough to yank his ticket permanently, but there's just no excuse for such assholic behavior. Wednesday, June 23, 2010
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6/23/2010 06:58:00 PM
by Douglas
The Humble seafood restaurant worker will spend eight months behind bars after pleading guilty Tuesday to placing video cameras in a bathroom at work to take explicit pictures of his female supervisor.Man, something about this story doesn't smell right. Maybe it's the camera, maybe it's the fish. Maybe a little of both.
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6/23/2010 06:52:00 PM
by Douglas
Authorities have arrested six women and were looking for 10 more Thursday night in an investigation of indecent exposure at Charlotte strip clubs, Alcohol Beverage Control officials say.So after the first time the undercover saw some cooter, that just wasn't enough. They had to go back for more evidence. Six months worth. I'm sure the people in Charlotte sleep better at night knowing that horny drunk guys paying a desperate woman to grind their crotches don't see cooter, and that the dedicated police are on the job.
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6/23/2010 06:05:00 PM
by Douglas
Is a strip club that caters to oil-rig workers entitled to a piece of the $20 billion fund for victims of the Gulf of Mexico disaster? How about a souvenir stand on a nearly empty beach? Or a far-off restaurant that normally serves Gulf seafood?That's the trouble with a Czar, isn't it? Who gets the handout and who doesn't? Monday, June 21, 2010
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6/21/2010 06:30:00 PM
by Douglas
Almost 50 years after President Kennedy proposed sending a man to the moon "before this decade is out," Obama has set an equally improbable goal. He has proposed a 2025 date for NASA to land humans on an asteroid, a ball of rock hurtling around the sun.If there was a reason, means, or motivation to make this happen, it might be worth worrying about. But this BS is even a bigger pipe dream than universal coverage on Obama-care. It ain't never gonna happen.
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6/21/2010 06:05:00 PM
by Douglas
As the world has watched the dreadful string of attempts to stanch the flow of oil from its source a mile down in the Gulf of Mexico, it's a good time to consider ways people can make a positive difference in the ocean.Let's say a magic fairy gives us our wish and we can buy Mr. Fusion at Wal-Mart tomorrow. What will happen to all the industries in this world that can't function without cheap, disposable plastic? We like it for the computer, most of your car, countless things around your house. . . and the medical industry simply could not function without sterile, disposable plastic. So what's going to replace that?
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6/21/2010 05:24:00 PM
by Douglas
A little mathematical context to the spill size can put the environmental catastrophe in perspective. Viewing it through some lenses, it isn't that huge. The Mississippi River pours as much water into the Gulf of Mexico in 38 seconds as the BP oil leak has done in two months.Well when you put it that way. . . . One part per five billion of oil. . . in the entire Gulf. What could go wrong? Some more bullshit comparisons: More not-so-dreadful context: The amount of oil spilled so far could only fill the cavernous New Orleans Superdome about one-seventh of the way up. On the other hand, it could fill 15 Washington Monuments. If the oil were poured on a football field — complete with endzones — it would measure nearly 100 yards high.This is getting ridiculous. Sunday, June 20, 2010
Posted
6/20/2010 04:54:00 PM
by Douglas
But, it turns out that the only one calling it "the barren steppe of West Texas" is me.
Posted
6/20/2010 01:27:00 PM
by Douglas
As terrorists increasingly recruit U.S. citizens, the government needs to constantly balance Americans' civil rights and privacy with the need to keep people safe, said Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano.Interesting story coming from Fox news. They weren't too concerned with the erosion of civil liberties when Bush did it.
Posted
6/20/2010 01:10:00 PM
by Douglas
Banks incur an expense of between $250 and $300 a year to maintain each of the roughly 200 million checking accounts, the paper said citing industry estimates.So they can't charge stupid NSF fees anymore, so they're going to dump their "free checking" accounts? What if I just promised to bounce one check a month? That's what they really want. But, as I noted earlier, all it will take is one bank that's going to be happy with getting the float off your direct deposit to offer you a free account.
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6/20/2010 12:55:00 PM
by Douglas
When Jake and Elwood Blues, the protagonists in John Landis' cult classic "The Blues Brothers," claimed they were on a mission from God, the Catholic Church apparently took them at their word.Maybe they didn't watch the whole movie. Just because "they're on a mission from God" doesn't really make it "godly" movie. Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Posted
6/16/2010 04:42:00 PM
by Douglas
If one of your pilots gets ill, you never know who else on the plane might be able to help land the aircraft safely.Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue! Just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you: Labels: Airplane Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Posted
6/15/2010 08:59:00 PM
by Douglas
Secondly, our "addiction" to foreign oil. This is a horrible ecologic catastrophe, but does Barry think that we're out there drilling in 5,000 feet of water or importing a billion dollars of oil a day because we just don't like those cars and power plants that run on sunshine, rainbows and our good intentions? Without a doubt, more R&D could be done for advancing energy independence, but every one he spouts off, wind, solar, ethanol, fuel cells, baby-farts, every one except nuclear is thermodynamically unviable. And if they weren't, we already be paying them a billion dollars a day for energy instead of arguing about where to put a few million dollars in government subsidies in wind farms that don't even generate enough electricity to pay for themselves before they have to be replaced. But that's a rant for another day. What really got me is his total lack of definable goals. Oil spill? We'll clean it up. Plentiful renewable energy? Sure, it's on the way. We're Americans! The question is how, and he's never been a man to mire himself with the details of anything. That's why this statement really chaps my hide about our ability, specifically in the technology sector, to solve problems: You know, the same thing was said about our ability to produce enough planes and tanks in World War II. The same thing was said about our ability to harness the science and technology to land a man safely on the surface of the moon.Ya know what? Boeing didn't develop long ranger bombers because someone thought it might be a good idea. The requirements were defined, the challenge was understood, and technology was developed that changed the world. And now is not the time to pull out Kennedy's moon challenge example, Barry. Guess where all those unemployed engineers at Houston's JSC are looking for work? The oil patch. How do you like that hope and change? But as long as I'm making fun of Barry's boyish gullibility, I'd be remiss if I didn't mention this one. Holy cow, she was on Fox right after the address, and I really can't believe she's still around. People say more people vote for American Idol than vote for president, and if she's running in 2012, that's clearly not a bad thing. Give it a listen, if you dare: If you can listen to more than six seconds of her and are not reminded of this train wreck, I hope you don't vote. They're the same thing: Maybe Miss North Carolina would have taken the call from the Norwegians when they called to try to tell us how to plug the leak in the gulf. But Barry let that call go to voicemail, and the world will never know.
Posted
6/15/2010 08:12:00 PM
by Douglas
Monday, June 14, 2010
Posted
6/14/2010 07:17:00 PM
by Douglas
Mr. Huh, a 32-year-old entrepreneur, first became aware of I Can Has Cheezburger, which pairs photos of cats with quirky captions, after it linked to his own pet blog. His site immediately crumbled under the resulting wave of visitors.For every Cheezburger network, there's 100,000 smartasses that put silly pictures on the web. Good for him.
Posted
6/14/2010 07:09:00 PM
by Douglas
It is estimated that the cost of sending a Qantas plane to search for Abby, 16, and coordinate a French fishing vessel to collect her could reach $300,000 (£175,000).What fun would it be to be the youngest person to sail around the world if it weren't dangerous. You can't take chances if you can't deal with the consequences. Saturday, June 12, 2010
Posted
6/12/2010 01:03:00 PM
by Douglas
Posted
6/12/2010 12:59:00 PM
by Douglas
Traffic impact studies presented by a city-hired consulting firm showed the proposed FM 518 Bypass might not be the best solution for traffic problems at the Five Corners intersection.well that's just super. But here's the money quote: Resident Shelly A__, a NASA contractor, said imminent job cuts at the Johnson Space Center could decrease the city’s population, which will make a drastic change like relocating FM 270 unnecessary.Perfect! We don't need no stinkin' roads, because when JSC lays off all the contractors, they'll pack up and leave. What a great solution. Worked for Detroit! Thursday, June 10, 2010
Posted
6/10/2010 05:02:00 PM
by Douglas
On Tuesday, G.M. sent a memo to Chevrolet employees at its Detroit headquarters, promoting the importance of “consistency” for the brand, which was the nation’s best-selling line of cars and trucks for more than half a century after World War II.I would think that "Chevy" is as much of a branding icon as any GM owns. Way to piss of your (dwindling) customer base, morons. I liked this touch, though: A postscript to the memo says a sort of cuss jar - a plastic "Chevy" can - has been placed in the hallway. "Every time someone uses ‘Chevy' rather than Chevrolet," the note said, the employee is expected to put a quarter in the can.Is "unemployment" a "team building" activity? Looks like GM didn't say this: General Motors Co. on Thursday backed off what it called a "poorly worded" internal memo that asked employees to refer to the brand only as "Chevrolet" instead of its long-standing and well-known nickname.So they said it in the memo, but you just weren't supposed to see it. Way to go, GM. When reached for a comment, Chevrolet Chase was quoted as saying "this is bullshit!"
Posted
6/10/2010 04:50:00 PM
by Douglas
Kevin Costner is right! Wednesday, June 09, 2010
Posted
6/09/2010 06:16:00 PM
by Douglas
Former Houston Mayor Bill White, who widely was praised for guiding his city through the devastation of Hurricane Rita, acknowledged to The Associated Press on Tuesday that he made money by investing in a company that was hired to help the region recover from the storm.I'd almost forgive him if these companies set up contra-flow lanes or anything else that actually HELPED Houston evacuate. But like most vultures, he swoops in afterward and picks apart what's left. But now it looks like GoodHair wants him to bow out. Republican Gov. Rick Perry accused Democratic challenger Bill White Wednesday of "profiteering" from Hurricane Rita and said White should drop out of the race if he can't clear up the allegations.Dropping out of the election? OK, I'd be OK with that. In lieu of jail time.
Posted
6/09/2010 06:08:00 PM
by Douglas
There comes a time when badly-managed and chronically under-funded programs run out of resources. That is what has happened to Constellation. Of course, in the end, the little guy always gets the shaft.I still think it's sad we just don't want to do this anymore. But time to move on. Monday, June 07, 2010
Posted
6/07/2010 05:56:00 PM
by Douglas
More medical care won't necessarily make you healthier — it may make you sicker. It's an idea that technology-loving Americans find hard to believe.Enjoy your radiation!
Posted
6/07/2010 05:48:00 PM
by Douglas
I don’t know the story behind this prop newspaper, but I assume it was created as a royalty free prop for television shows. Somewhere along the line, the prop became a reoccurring gag between propmasters. Something like how sound designers reuse the Wilhem Scream in every movie. Check out some examples after the jump.It's probably just the word "fart" repeated hundreds of time on a page. Update on the paper. It's a prop, dummy. Saturday, June 05, 2010
Posted
6/05/2010 06:02:00 PM
by Douglas
NASA uses radiant barriers because radiation is the only way they can transfer heat from them to other spatial bodies. It’s the only mechanism that works. 'Put the foil on the outside of your roof, but the inside? I can't see it buying you much, no matter what these brainiacs say. It just doesn't work. Tuesday, June 01, 2010
Posted
6/01/2010 06:23:00 PM
by Douglas
“Instead of the house dragging us down, it’s become a life raft,” said Mr. Pemberton, who stopped paying the mortgage on their house here last summer. “It’s really been a blessing.”Fuck, why didn't I think of that? STOP paying your bills for financial obligations you willingly entered into. These guys are brilliant. A downside? Is there a moral dilemma? This type of modification does not beg for a lender’s permission but is delivered as an ultimatum: Force me out if you can. Any moral qualms are overshadowed by a conviction that the banks created the crisis by snookering homeowners with loans that got them in over their heads.That's right. The evil bank gave me this loan. They knew I didn't qualify for it, but they gave it to me anyway. Well I'm just not going to pay. “I tried to explain my situation to the lender, but they wouldn’t help,” said Mr. Pemberton’s mother, Wendy Pemberton, herself in foreclosure on a small house a few blocks away from her son’s. She stopped paying her mortgage two years ago after a bout with lung cancer. “They’re all crooks.”These people don't need to be thrown out of the houses they can't afford. They need to be thrown in the bottom of a well. Is it too late to bring back debtor's prisons?
Posted
6/01/2010 06:03:00 PM
by Douglas
A chilling vision of things to come.
Posted
6/01/2010 05:59:00 PM
by Douglas
Former Vice President Al Gore and his wife, Tipper, have sent an e-mail to family friends announcing a mutual decision to separate, a longtime family friend told CNN.Actually, I think I like Al more than Tipper, if only for the PMRC bullshit in the 80s.
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